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Navy Seal Copypasta (besides known every bit the "Marine Copypasta", "Cyberspace Tough Guy Copypasta" and "Gorilla Warfare Copypasta") is a facetious message containing a serial of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that portray the poster as an Net tough guy stereotype. In the original postal service, the writer claimed to be a old Navy Seal with a long history of gainsay experiences, using comical typos and hyperboles like "Gorilla Warfare," "300 Confirmed Kills" and "I tin kill you lot in over 700 means with just my bare hands." Since its emergence in mid-2012, the copypasta has spawned a diverseness of spin-off stories, similar to the John Copypasta meme.

Origin

The copypasta is believed to have originated on the military and weapons enthusiast prototype board Operator Chan sometime in 2010. The primeval archived posting was submitted on Nov 11th, 2010 to 4chan'due south /jp/^[4] (Otaku Civilisation) board, in which the poster claimed to have seen the message previously on Operator Chan.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you footling bitch? I'll accept y'all know I graduated meridian of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the summit sniper in the entire Usa armed forces. Yous are null to me but only another target. I volition wipe y'all the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can become away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Call up once more, fucker. As nosotros speak I am contacting my undercover network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now then y'all meliorate fix for the storm, maggot. The tempest that wipes out the pathetic footling thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, someday, and I tin can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my blank hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have admission to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I volition use it to its total extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you piffling shit. If only yous could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring downward upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But y'all couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the toll, y'all goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Y'all're fucking dead, kiddo.

On May 24th, 2012, an bearding user submitted a thread to the /pasta/^[1] lath, claiming he had created the original copypasta two to three years prior (shown below).

Navy Seal Copypasta and someone claiming to be the orginal internet tough guy - also has crude drawing of character puking rainbows

Spread

On April 4th, 2012, Redditor fahottie submitted a screenshot of a YouTube comment featuring the copypasta to the /r/funny^[8] subreddit (shown below), where it received more than than 20,000 upward votes and 970 comments prior to being archived.

navy seal copypasta with Gorilla warfare corrected to guerilla

On May 22nd, YouTuber Copypasta Sings uploaded a musical version of the copypasta (shown below), which received over 87,000 views and 780 comments in the next ix months.

On August 17th, Urban Dictionary ^[vii] member 487j submitted an entry for the term "gorilla warfare," defining it equally training that "fake Navy Seals" receive. On November 16th, Newgrounds^[five] user JoePorter134 uploaded a dramatic reading of the copypasta. On January 10th, 2013, Redditor LiterallyKesha submitted the message to the /r/copypasta^[3] subreddit and provided links to several notable variations. In the next month, the post received over 75 up votes and 135 comments.

Richi Phelps Facebook Post

On February 13th, 2013, ten-year-old Richi Phelps posted a condition update featuring a version of the copypasta adapted to Mexican slang on his Facebook profile page.

In the following hours, Phelps' condition update spread virally beyond the social networking site, with many Facebook users mocking the boy with photoshopped images for making boastful claims similar having "extensive military training" background and "an armory of weapons" at his disposal, while unaware of the fact that it was a copied message. By February 14th, Phelps' viral condition update had been identified as an adapted version of the Navy Seal copypasta. That same day, the Mexican news sites SDP Noticias^[10] and Sipse^[9] reported on the phenomenon.

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2019 Christchurch Mosque Shootings

On March 15th, 2019, shootings took place at the Al Noor Mosque and Linwood Islamic Center in Christchurch, New Zealand, during which at least 49 people were killed and an additional 20 were injured. The attacks were livestreamed by the shooter on Facebook, which showed the shooter entering a mosque while shooting a shotgun, earlier switching to an attack rifle and murdering people within. In a document shared on 8chan prior to the shooting, the suspected shooter put a version of the Navy Seal Copypasta under the heading "You are a bigot,racist,xenophobe,islamophobe,nazi,fascist!" (shown below).

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Notable Variations

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What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated meridian of my grade at MIT, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids with Bearding, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I'm the top hacker in the entire world. Yous are nothing to me but but another virus host. I will wipe you lot the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you tin can go away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Remember over again, fucker. Every bit we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands then you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic petty affair you phone call your computer. You lot're fucking expressionless, kid. I can be anywhere, someday, and I tin can hack into your files in over vii hundred ways, and that'south just with my bare hands. Not just am I extensively trained in hacking, just I take access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I volition use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable donkey off the face of the world broad web, you footling shit. If only you could accept known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring downwards upon yous, maybe y'all would have held your fucking fingers. Only you couldn't, yous didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you picayune desu? I'll have y'all know I graduated summit of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I've been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I'g the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me only just another desu. I will desu yous the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You retrieve you can get away with maxim that desu to me over the desu? Think once again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced correct at present then you lot meliorate fix for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little affair you call your desu. You're fucking desu, kid. I tin can be desu, desu, and I can desu yous in over desu means, and that's simply with my blank desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I accept access to the entire arsenal of the Us Desu and I will employ it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you lot picayune desu. If but yous could have known what unholy desu your piffling "desu" comment was about to bring down upon you lot, maybe you would take held your fucking desu. But you lot desu, you lot desu, and now yous're desu, you lot goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you lot will drown in it. You're fucking desu, kiddo.

What the fuck did you lot just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I'll take you lot know my name is John, and I woke up this forenoon 5:xxx precipitous to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was So Greenbacks), 1 was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the flooring squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to become to base of operations military camp and then I front-flipped from my 14th flooring barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to virtually 4 hundo (mph, listen yous) and I was at base military camp in no time. When I entered, I became a height sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit down-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. Subsequently basic training, I met a network of cloak-and-dagger spies who volition help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the residue of the 24-hour interval off and I became captain of our base's football squad and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A'south on the military archway exams and received more than awards. Meanwhile, yous were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and at present I am getting ready to go to slumber. I am going to graduate at the peak of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to wait pretty much perfect for it. Don't be a stranger and recollect, I did more than in one day than you will your entire life.

What the fuck did you just fucking say well-nigh my gear, yous little n00b? I'll accept you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I've won and then many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I accept a GS of 10K. Yous are zippo to me merely simply a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you lot with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, marking my fucking words. Y'all retrieve you lot can become away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans beyond The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted correct now so you ameliorate prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Avalanche that wipes out the pathetic little thing y'all call your character. You're fucking pwn'd, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I tin kill you in over vii hundred ways, and that's only with my secondary talent tree. Not but am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have admission to the entire arsenal of Burn down magic and I will use information technology to its total extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you lilliputian faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring downward upon you, mayhap y'all would take held your fucking tongue. But y'all couldn't, you didn't, and now you're getting debuffed, y'all goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon's Breath all over you and you will burn in information technology. You're fucking pwn'd, faggot.

Are you kidding me you little slice of shit i'll take you know i graduated top of my politics form and i've been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i'm trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school yous are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel marking my words you think yous can get away with proverb that shit to me over the cyberspace call up again fucker, as nosotros speak i'k checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location and then y'all better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and aroused feminists flight through your window yOU'RE FUCKING Expressionless Reddish! i can exist anywhere at any time and i tin kill you in over seven hundred means and that'southward simply with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have admission to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my bespeak and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the globe you little shit if merely you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash so perchance you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn't you're fucking dead kiddo

I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live. You tin can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert expect like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough y'all are IRL, how well yous can fight, or how many fucking guns you lot own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll plough all the lights on in your house, exit all the h2o running, open your fridge door and non close information technology, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. Y'all're going to first stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll take a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a eye operation, and the final thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering to a higher place you, dressed like a doctor. When y'all wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking fourth dimension bomb is in your breast waiting to go off. Yous'll recover fully from your center surgery. And when you walk out the front end door of the hospital to go dwelling house I'll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I only want yous to know how hands I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It'due south too late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either… I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you once again myself you bowwow-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you